Abandoned Kitty

There's a special dark dank closet in Hell, filled with itchy fabrics, reserved for the kind of people that would throw a kitty out of a car window. This little kitty landed in my yard last night. He's part ninja so really stuck the landing well. He's awaiting adoption at a local clinic, they assured me that his high level of cuteness should earn him a hime in no more that a couple weeks.

SPLEEN EATING ZOMBIE!!

I always wondered why zombies all want brains. They taste terrible raw and are in the most heavily armored structure in the body. Spleens though, now there's some Good Eating! If I was a Zombie (hey, dare to dream!) I think I'd go for the spleen. Chances are since nobody knows what their spleen is for (no fair looking it up now dammit) some people would give it willingly.

Demons watch me sleep!

Since birth I've been good at sleeping and the Demons appreciate a good sleeper. Not everyone gets a set of Demons, but the more entertaining of us get a set for life. That's what inspired me to start a Regular Saturday Update called Demons Watch Me Sleep.

Hope this answers some of the questions from the Pink Reaper Post!

Tremble in fear, the Pink Reaper is here!

You can run but you can't hide from the Pink Reaper! Why is he here, what does he want and what's up with his choice of colors? You think you know, then POW, you don't. It's like that, POW. You're looking over there, and POW, it comes from that other direction that you're not looking at, so yeah, Pink Reaper.