And time goes on

Yeah, like it or not, time passes. Oh, there goes some now! The one constant in the multiverse is, of course, Synaptic Misfires! I'm keeping up on the four a week updates but there have been some real hair raising times when posts were done only a day or two ahead of time. But panic not! I'll keep doing them as long as you continue to beg for them. I take your silence as acquiescence, I go draw now!

Voting Incentive from the Future!

New Top Web Comic voting incentive from the Future! http://topwebcomics.com/vote/9443/default.aspx

I WON SOMETHING!

Yeah, you heard me, I won something! There was a contest over at Kat-Nap.com and I won third prize in The Spot the Difference Contest, a thing which I loved as a kid. Who knew that time spent waiting to see the doctor or dentist would pay off, skyrocketing me to Greatness! And I want you all to know that I won't forget about you little people that DIDN'T win third prize in the The Spot the Difference Contest at Kat-Nap.com. Well some of you I might forget, I mean I hardly know some of you and you don't owe me money or anything, so yeah, you know who you are.

Oh, and you really oughta check out Kat-Nap.com, it's a funny as heck comic that has cats in it doing things you wish you thought of doing because it's so funny. So go to Kat-Nap.com now, 'cause if you wait and everyone else goes you'll sure feel left out, won't you? Yeah, you bet you will.

COMMENTS

Here it is, the Comment Blog! If you have something to say and there isn't already a topic for it, here's the place to Comment! Just refer to the comic number in your Comment so everyone knows what you're talking about and Comment away! Anonymous posting is enabled but leaving your name would be cool, so I know you're not one of the killer robot zombies that are after me. Thanks for reading Synaptic Misfires! --->COMMENT<---

Abandoned Kitty

There's a special dark dank closet in Hell, filled with itchy fabrics, reserved for the kind of people that would throw a kitty out of a car window. This little kitty landed in my yard last night. He's part ninja so really stuck the landing well. He's awaiting adoption at a local clinic, they assured me that his high level of cuteness should earn him a hime in no more that a couple weeks.

SPLEEN EATING ZOMBIE!!

I always wondered why zombies all want brains. They taste terrible raw and are in the most heavily armored structure in the body. Spleens though, now there's some Good Eating! If I was a Zombie (hey, dare to dream!) I think I'd go for the spleen. Chances are since nobody knows what their spleen is for (no fair looking it up now dammit) some people would give it willingly.

Demons watch me sleep!

Since birth I've been good at sleeping and the Demons appreciate a good sleeper. Not everyone gets a set of Demons, but the more entertaining of us get a set for life. That's what inspired me to start a Regular Saturday Update called Demons Watch Me Sleep.

Hope this answers some of the questions from the Pink Reaper Post!

Tremble in fear, the Pink Reaper is here!

You can run but you can't hide from the Pink Reaper! Why is he here, what does he want and what's up with his choice of colors? You think you know, then POW, you don't. It's like that, POW. You're looking over there, and POW, it comes from that other direction that you're not looking at, so yeah, Pink Reaper.

Synaptic Cock-n-Bull Misfires

I got a strip up on Cock-n-Bull, an awesome daily updated Laugh Riot! Some adult language and situations, but it's a great grin generator, I go there daily.

Porcine Puns

Yeah, so all I've seen is piggies with wings jokes, figured I'd try something a little different. I had a helluva time drawing the tails too, they kept coming out looking like pink pretzels. I actually had to use a pen and paper to draw what I wanted, then used that as a model to paintshop the super awesome art you see here! All 'cause you're worth it!

Of Demons and Dog Crap

I know, two great tastes that . . . no, that's not it! Demons are always funny, crawling up from Heck and doing the wackiest things. And Dog Crap, now there's nothing that's not funny about that. So I figured, throw 'em both together in one strip, and hey, No Losing!

So here it is, Demons and Dog Crap! Instant classic? You decide!

Anticipation

I have a ton of Wednesday comics done, all featuring worm and big head dude. It's driving me crazy knowing that they're done and not visible, but I really want them to come out in order each Wednesday. I'm like that when I read too, I just can't wait to get to the next word, the next paragraph then bummed when I'm finished.

Anyhow, I'd welcome some feedback on the Wednesday single frames. Or anything else.

My creative process

Here is a brief glimpse of one of the advanced techniques I use to stimulate my creative process when I've hit a block. Feel free to use this to help yourself get past a mental block, go back as often as you need to if it helps.

Mental Block Breaker

New Forum!

So many ways to tell me how cool I am and how great Synaptic Misfires is, how can it get any better you may ask? Well here it is!

NEW FORUM! Yep, Synaptic Misfires Forum is now open!

So go ahead, stop in and say Hi, tell me what you think or how you're doing, tell me how I'm doing, whatever!

Sweet Tweet T's!!

Cool, you wanted it, you got it! Ok, you didn't know you wanted it, but here it is anyhow. You can vote some of my more memorable tweets onto a T-shirt! There are two so vote for your favorite, or vote for 'em both!

http://thrdl.es/~/8pY "cogito ergo tweet"
http://thrdl.es/~/8ql "beautiful day outside . . . think I'll leave it out there"

Let the voting begin! There's Vote Top Web Comics button on the SYNAPTIC MISFIRES site on the left side column, or you can just vote from here.

VOTE

BIG NEWS!! Starting in June, SYNAPTIC MISFIRES will be updating EVERY DAY!! That's right, 5 updates in 5 days! Extra Exclimation Points all around!!!! This frantic pace will only last a week, but it's my way of saying HEY, PAY ATTENTION YOU!!

Heh, seriously, I'm working hard to get the updates in the can and most weeks update more than just twice anyhow, so I figure hey, you're Worth It! 

Synaptic Misfires Alphablog

Not only the first blog entry on SYNAPTIC MISFIRES but my first official blog ever. I know, alarming, but there it is.